Introductions

Gracie

Bindi

Lucky

Gus

Squash

Zuki

Kitty Jail

This has just been a fabulous commodity. Cruel as it may seem, the kitty/safety ratio has increased tenfold. Take for example last weeks uninhibited attack: Gus is taking an afternoon stroll around the house, all is calm, everyone is chill, so we decide to let Grace do a probabtionary 'wander around the house'. To our amazement, it was working! There was the occasional glance and hiss, but overall, so far so good. Then out of nowhere, blood curdling yowls filled room. What the f*ck! I run into the kitchen to find Grace and Gus intertwined, Grace spatting and choking on a chunk of Gus. I clap, stomp, and scream, and Grace darts off. BAD KITTY! I look over to find Gus slinking across the kitchen, tail between his legs, and a trail of kitty piddle behind him. The poor thing peed himself he was so scared. I felt awful. So, it was off to kitty jail for Gracie.

The Kitty Bunch

Here's the story,
Of a girl named Cathie,
Who was bringing up three very bratty cats.
Grace and Bindi –
are slightly crazy,
And Lucky is, well - fat.

Here's the story,
Of a girl named Rachel,
Who was busy with three kitties of her own.
Gus and Zuki, both fat and fluffy,
And Squash, she likes to groan.

Till the one day when Ms. Cathie met Ms. Rachel,
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
And their cats, must learn to get along now,
That's the way we all became the Kitty Bunch,
The Kitty Bunch- the Kitty Bunch
That's the way- we became the Kitty Bunch.